Democrats Stem the Tide of Violence in Iraq

It’s absolutely brilliant! Harry Reed declares that the war in Iraq is lost. Nancy Pelosi travels to Syria and praises the insurgents. And now violence in Iraq has dropped precipitously. What happened?! Simple. We all thought they were serious about their blather. Bush is a criminal; get out off Iraq now...; blah, blah, blah. They had us all going but you have to imagine what it must have been like for the terrorists to find themselves on the same side as Democrats! These poor religious fanatics found themselves on the same side as godless baby killers. True, terrorists have killed their share of babies but at least they wait until the babies are born to determine if they are infidels. Liberals, of course, can’t wait to suck the broken remains of innocent life from the womb and flush them down the sink, simply because these potential humans have come at an inconvenient time. Next, Kucinich goes over there and talks about how Bush should be impeached and we need to get out of Iraq right away. How embarrassing to find yourself as a devout terrorist on the same side as a man who claimed on national TV that he had seen a UFO. Not even Ahmedinijad wants to be associated with someone that nuts. The last straw was when a tape reported to be from Bin Laden had him parroting what could have come from a Clinton campaign speech. Terrorists began quitting in droves. Now violence is dropping at a rate so fast that the war may be over by the time Clinton takes office as President. She, of course, will justly claim responsibility on behalf of all liberals for ending the war. Unfortunately for the terrorists, Clinton finally came out this week saying she would not support giving them driver’s licenses even if they move to New York. No word, however, on whether she supports granting licenses to the pilots of Kucinich’s UFO.