I was totally thrilled this weekend when President Obama got the Nobel Peace prize. I personally have always wanted a Nobel Prize for science so I got right on it this weekend. I have heard there is a Theory of Everything in science and, although it was not my idea originally, I think it is a good one. I have spoken to people about much I feel it is a good idea. I am even putting together a committee of Czars and demanding they have the theory on my desk to sign by Thanksgiving break. I have also spent the weekend worrying about how the cool autumn air is a sign of global warming and am in total mourning of Evil White European day, today, on account of Columbus coming over here and all. I hope the Norwegians know I don’t mean them ‘cause they didn’t pillage anything like Columbus unless you count the Vikings plundering half of Northern Europe but we all know that plundering from rich white people is what you’re supposed to do anyway.
So all this thinking and feeling has got me too exhausted to write anymore and I am too tied up in knots trying to decide what to have for dinner (I know the deadline for deciding is tonight but I may just put it off until next week even though I have been warned that by doing so I may lose the opportunity to have dinner at all.) I know you expected me to write more but maybe the lack of words will inspire you to admire me for being pensive and deliberative. Say, maybe I could use this blog entry to win the Nobel Prize for Literature!
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